Morrissey’s Autobiography comes out today and among the tidbits is his account of the show Friends asking him to make an appearance. It went about how you would expect, from thedailybeast:
Morrissey says he was invited to perform in an episode of Friends alongside Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) in the coffee shop while he was on set watching the show being taped. “I am requested to sing ‘in a really depressing voice.’ Within seconds I wind down the fire-escape like a serpent and its goodbye to Hollywood yet again.”
Sadly a Morrissey/Phoebe Smelly Cat duet just wasn’t meant to be, but at least we have the mental image of the Moz winding down a fire-escape like a serpent.