Rapper Phonte took to twitter recently to lay out a comparison of rappers to TV shows. His observations are hilarious and astute with maybe the exception of comparing Biggie to How To Make It In America. Can we at least give Biggie a better show that was cancelled too soon like Freaks and Geeks? Read through his comparisons below:
#TheWire :: Jay :: #BreakingBad :: Nas. Come at me, bro.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) September 30, 2013
I liken Jay to #TheWire because in terms of what he's accomplished as a whole throughout his career, dude really is the Greatest.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) September 30, 2013
If Jay's #TheWire and Nas is #BreakingBad, Rakim is #TheSopranos. He laid the foundation and all the greats are standing on his shoulders.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) September 30, 2013
"Oz" is 50 Cent; a gritty show with a great premise whose downfall was due to a focus on sensationalism over content. RT @QG5000 what's Oz?
— Phonte (@phontigallo) September 30, 2013
#MadMen is Eminem: Technically FLAWLESS, but I can only listen to the existential angst of rich white men for a short while.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#SonsOfAnarchy is Rick Ross: An over the top, completely unbelievable spectacle that still managed to triumph in spite of itself.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#Entourage is YMCMB: An entertaining and lovable cast of characters that yields pleasing, yet ultimately forgettable results.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#HouseOfCards is Kendrick Lamar: An excellent newcomer that put EVERYBODY on their ass and has a lot to live up to come season 2.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#TheNewsroom is Lupe: A technically brilliant show that would be a lot smarter if it stopped trying to show people how smart it is.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#EastboundAndDown is Action Bronson: Completely irreverent, fearless, and gives no fucks whatsoever. You either love him or hate him.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#SouthCentral is Tupac: An edgy show with a talented cast whose legend was made larger due to early cancellation.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#Lost is Kanye: An unorthodox story that became an unlikely cultural phenomenon and just got weirder and more ridiculous with each season.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#TheSimpsons are The Roots: Constantly and quietly killing shit for over 20 years and on the way to becoming an American institution.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#ArrestedDevelopment is Phonte: A critical fave with a cult following that got pulled by a major, but came back indie and got his bread. lol
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#TheCosbyShow is A Tribe Called Quest: The pioneer who showed America there was a viable market in the portrayal of Black middle class life.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#HowToMakeItInAmerica is Biggie: A promising show that was cut short after two seasons just as it was starting to find its voice.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#LawAndOrder is Snoop Dogg: Same formula for over 20 years, but it's a show where your whole family knows at least ONE episode by heart.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013
#BoardwalkEmpire is T.I.: A notable contender with all the right ingredients but lacks that one intangible to place it amongst the greats.
— Phonte (@phontigallo) October 1, 2013