Come on guys only about 99,000 more signatures and The White House has to review this petition to change The National Anthem to R.Kelly’s classic jam Ignition (Remix). The petition states:
America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it’s the afterparty, and that after the party, it’s the hotel lobby, and–perhaps most importantly–that ’round about four, you’ve got to clear the lobby, at which point it’s strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody.