Coldplay’s Chris Martin joined Jay-Z on stage during their joint NYE concert at Barclay’s center in Brooklyn. I was going to make fun of Martin’s wife and occasional n-word tweeter Gwyneth Paltrow’s on stage dancing, but then I realized it’s pretty much exactly how I dance. Instead I’d like to call attention to how little Chris Martin actually contributes to the songs vocally, yet makes up for it with what he believes to be ‘swagger.’ It all comes to a beautiful close with a great handshake/hug/hump seen in the gif I made above. Watch the full video below:
Gwyneth/Me: