The Beatles: Beef, ham, chicken, lamb, fondue sauce, dinner roll.
Led Zeppelin: Arum sandwich with hummus, lettuce, 22 thin-sliced deli meats; side of Colman’s mustard.
Bob Dylan: Scrapple, melted pepper jack, hemp-seed garlic bread.
Prince: Braised peacock cheeks, lavender spread, mustard, mayo, baguette.
Grateful Dead: Lemon verbena sorbet, peanut butter, clarified hemp butter, deep-fried brownie bites, M&Ms, stale focaccia.
Kiss: Low-sodium smoked turkey, Velveeta, braised $100 bills, sequined bun.
Meat Loaf: Turkey meatloaf, lettuce, fat-free mayo, deep-fried silk, whole wheat bread, pint of dipping gravy.
See the rest of this delicious list at McSweeney’s